You could be reading something else you know...

will-r:

constellation:

mayonegg:

entrails:

uaba:

kelciealexandra:

aodouls:

alexandrahhh:

fallfordeceit:

MY VAG IS A FUCKING DYSON

lol life

HOW DID I MISS THIS?

SO WHAT YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME IS THAT YOU WALKED AROUND WITH AN EGG STUCK IN YOUR VACUUM OF A VAG AND THEN AFTER IT FELL OUT YOU PROCEEDED TO KEEP IT? no way.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG!

ROFLMAO

Fucking A I laughed so hard.