A List of Grievances against Tumblr
1. People who believe Twilight is the best book and movie ever.
2. People who believe the crap Jack Kerouac typed is art.
3. People who believe the crap Bob Dylan gargled is art.
4. People who believe postmodernism is a legitimate art movement.
5. People who try and be quirky but end up being just like everybody else.
6. People who post pictures of Barack and Michelle Obama and think it’s just so goddamn sweet.
7. People who ejaculate over Barack Obama but have no clue about Thomas Paine, The Federalist Papers, or any other person and publication from around the revolutionary period that promoted freedom from the government — in other words, principles that directly contradict the modern Democratic Party agenda, and in many respects, the Republican Party agenda.
8. People who post pictures of themselves more than five times a week.
9. People who post pictures of themselves more than once a month.
10. Environmentalist bullshitters who believe that plants are more important than the survival of man.
11. People who smoke pot. These individuals should be in jail.
12. People who try and pass off smut as legitimate art.
13. People who post pictures of couples kissing. (no exceptions)
14. People who post pictures of people holding supposedly deep and meaningful signs on cardboard or whatever else.
15. People who post that goddamned motivational B.S. in all caps on Macs. It’s not profound.
16. People who post more than 30 times on Tumblr on any given day (I recognize that I might be guilty of this myself).
I’m sure I could think up more, but it’s early and I’m too worn out.
